Ford’s Garage Surprises Everyone with Its Crazy, Crappy, and Concrimin Menu

Sun, 03 May 2026 05:59:16 +0000

Ford’s Crazy, Crappy, and Controversial Menu — Everyone’s Talking About the Garage Surprises When you think of Ford, images of rugged trucks, sleek sedans, and decades of American automotive legacy come to mind. But behind the brand’s long history lies a jaw-dropping revelation that’s flare-drumming attention everywhere: Ford’s new “garage menu” — and it’s causing waves for all the wrong reasons. Wait — what’s Ford’s “garage menu”? Contrary to traditional auto service menus, Ford recently announced an unconventional, surprise-driven lineup of digital and physical menu options called the Ford Garage Surprises Menu — a quirky, sometimes confusing, and frankly “crazy, crappy, and contradictory” collection designed to spark curiosity, drive curiosity, and test customer patience.